Some Creative Inscriptions

Although this is only a joke, but I think it is very interesting. Since we are dead, why should the sad rather than happy to stay. I think each person who saw these inscription would be amused by eceased's humorous and dilute the grief.

1. Here is a room for gathers rents,the details to be discussed in person.
2. I think that maybe I can be rescued once again.
3. Fuck!I am buried alive!
4. advertisement position for lease!
5. The gene is being recombined,please wait......
6. Pastor, please revive me, thanks, my coordinates are ××.××.(Network game player)
7. When you see the words clearly: my friend, you have stepped on me.
8. Finally I do not need to fear ghosts.
9. Give me a smile,or I will smile to you.
10. This is the last grave which I have ever dug.(Warning tomb raider)
11. service of accompaning person to chat.Providing door-to-door service at night.
    
12. Be not staring always at my house. one day,you will also have such a house!
13. Thank you for coming to see me, and I will always to see you.
    
14. I would like to hear people say the words: look! he moved.
15. If you can not glance over the inscription, please try to refresh.
16. Finally I am success in lossing my weight.
17. Don't randomly look at my tombstone.I am still alive.I just set up a tombstone here so that I can occupy a good place after my death.